Oh seam ripper, Oh seam ripper
How wonderful thou art
To rescue me so deftly
From another dodgy dart
Oh seam ripper, oh seam ripper
When I sucumb to messy stitching
You sort out all my cock ups
Without laughing,without bitching
Oh seam ripper, oh seam ripper
You remain suprisingly chipper
When faced with yet another
Of my dodgy, bodged up zippers
Oh seam ripper, oh seam ripper
As I make do and mend
What would I do without you
My trusty, pointy friend?!
(Anyone would think I had loads of time on my hands huh?! I am just LOVING my seam ripper, that’s all….Px)